In the deep mists of time, when gerbil execution was still a public sport and being re-incarnated as a dandelion was deemed 'not evil', Dirk (pictured right), Splash, Andy, Jeff & Stu met. Their loves: REM, Crowded House and Elliot Smith. Their position at this time: Gigging the long lonely nights away with their indie pop sound.

The band formed in 1999 when Dirk and Andy bumped into Jeff in a record store and then collided with old school mates Stu and Mr. Splash Monkey Esq. after realizing they needed something more. They started rehearsing, and soon after they appeared out of nowhere to taunt the living souls that come see them.

Musically, they are not the best band in Britain. But with their collection of memorable songs, The Asylum Seekers will attempt to rock your world.

Currently, they have no releases. <MooseBlaster>

Go back where you came from Go home, little piggy They have no mailing list currently Run away very quickly