What's in a song?
(PLEASE NOTE: This information is only a rough guide to what we believe makes a good
song If you lose money by following this advice, it's your own stupid fault. Not ours)
(PLEASE ALSO NOTE: Some of this information may be incorrect in your eyes. If you believe that
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Here we have it. The EVILdrome guide to becoming a rock star (or something along those lines). In the following page, we will attempt to point you in the right direction when writing a chart-topping hit song (or at least something that may possibly go down a storm at a gig.) So here goes:

So what do we feel makes a good song?

  1. It must have a memorable tune. The kind of song that, when heard, is quickly forgotten doesn't make for a top-notch song.

  2. It must have a beginning, middle, and end, just like a book. (This rule excludes dance music, which involves playing a sound repeatedly throughout). Songs that catch people's ears usually have something that keeps the listener stuck throughout.

  3. It's best if a song has a good intro. Usually, if a song has a bad start, people start to switch off (both in the mental and literal sense). I know many a good song that has failed due to a ropey beginning.

  4. It might be good for it to have a (mildly) memorable title. Something that people will remember through the mindless drivel of the DJ. It is sometimes a good idea to have the name of the song appear in the song. That way, if someone looks for it in the shop, they can find it.

  5. It's best to try either something very different or something very the same. You can try something different and create a great song that'll attract people's attention, or (if you want to just get into the charts) make a song in the style of something that has been tried and tested and you realise works pretty well. However, being a breakthrough artist is better than playing 'follow the leader'.

So there you have it. The first five points towards writing your first 'hit' tune. But you're thinking 'they've missed out <insert missing bit here> and <another missing bit here>. Do you have any good advice you want to share? Then send it to innitadded@evildrome.org.uk

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